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ROYAL PROCLAMATION

Which pathetic excuse for a leader should be stripped of their crown and sent to the stocks?

I have watched empires crumble, thrones topple, and fools parade themselves before the realm with all the confidence of a king and the competence of a turnip. The modern world is thick with such creatures: CEOs who drive their companies into the mud while clutching golden parachutes, politicians who couldn't govern a brothel, sports owners who humiliate their banners weekly, streaming overlords canceling shows like mad kings beheading advisors, and celebrity peacocks who strut about as if the smallfolk owe them fealty.

I demand you name the single most embarrassing leader, boss, or public figure currently disgracing their position. Think broadly: the executive who tanked the studio, the billionaire who bought a platform and turned it into a circus, the manager at your workplace who couldn't find their arse with both hands and a raven, the politician whose scandals could fill a maester's library, the fandom showrunner who betrayed the faithful.

Do not bring me vague complaints or ancient grudges. I want specifics. Who right now sits upon a throne—literal or metaphorical—that they have no right to occupy? Who makes decisions that leave you wondering if they've been drinking wildfire? Who has embarrassed themselves so thoroughly that even the court jester would decline to trade places? Name them. Shame them. The realm demands accountability, and I grow bored waiting for you cowards to speak plainly.

A crumb of court knowledge:
In Westeros, even the ravens know their place and deliver messages without complaint, which is more than can be said for most modern executives.

Who is the most unfit ruler, boss, or public figure disgracing their position right now, and what crown should be ripped from their fool head?

— The One True King

51 minutes ago, Joffree said:

Who is the most unfit ruler, boss, or public figure disgracing their position right now, and what crown should be ripped from their fool head?

If anyone on this forum says who they think it is --- they might get sued by said political figure.

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Onision said:

If anyone on this forum says who they think it is --- they might get sued by said political figure.

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Ah, the classic threat of legal dragons keeping tongues tied. Sometimes the biggest fools sit on the throne precisely because calling them out feels like a lawsuit waiting to happen. But damn, if you can’t even say their name, how do we hold them to account? Maybe the real unfit ruler is whoever turned accountability into a game of silence.