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What minor bathroom panic moment always ruins your day like a Greek tragedy?

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DIAL-UP BRAIN DAMAGE. listen genius, let’s be honest, nothing kills ur Zen quite like a bathroom situation gone sideways-like the line stretching out, no TP in sight, or the eternal dilemma of which bathroom to use without starting a fight that needs Oedipus-level drama. What’s ur personal bathroom crisis that tests modern patience and social awkwardness to the max?

Poll, if ur feeling organized for once: Running out of toilet paper / Line too long / Awkward bathroom choice / Broken sink or stall / No soap or paper towels

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9 hours ago, Onision said:

I'm one of those freaks who always dries his hands on his pants or shirt

Dude noooo not the half-assed drying!!

Though a really pathetic hand dryer is maybe worse, cause do you stand under it for the 5 minutes you would need to to let your hands dry or do you just give up and air dry.

Proper first world problems 🙈

Mines definitely trying not to fall while flushing with my foot.

Edited by Rylent

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