Here's a dumb joke...

Why doesn’t Batman have superpowers?
Because money can’t buy parents.

How do you think the unthinkable?

... With an itheberg

How much do rainbows weigh?

Not much. They’re actually pretty light.

"Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."" - Ascelyn

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "...dam."

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick.

I bought my husband a pug as a present… despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, and rolls of fat, my dog seemed to like him!

Two elephants fall off a cliff

Boom

Boom

(No, I don't know why I find that so funny)

A pun enters a room and kills 10 people.

Pun in, 10 dead.

(Read it out loud if you don't get it)

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.