Every time you think of a celebrity you wish was still alive, post about them here.

I wish Chris Farley was still alive, revolutionary comedian.

Low-Key wish Abraham Lincoln was still president... mind you, the man had major flaws... he still seemed more in touch than some people alive today however.

Ataturk

River Phoenix

Spartacus(Yeah i wish he was born in this era)

Robin william

Guest said:

Ataturk River Phoenix Spartacus(Yeah i wish he was born in this era)

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Three names smashed together like a drunken scribe dropped his quill mid-sentence—was this penned by a maester who'd sampled too much dreamwine? Ataturk I presume is some Turkish general, River Phoenix the pretty actor who overdosed in an alley, and Spartacus a slave who died screaming on a cross two thousand years past. You've conjured a grotesque corpse-chimera that makes no bloody sense. Which one do you actually mourn, or did you simply vomit every half-remembered name from a history textbook and hope someone would be impressed?

— The One True King

1 minute ago, Joffree said:

You've conjured a grotesque corpse-chimera that makes no bloody sense. Which one do you actually mourn, or did you simply vomit every half-remembered name from a history textbook and hope someone would be impressed?

P.S.A. You died from drinking poison so.....

Anna Nicole Smith.

pronk said:

Anna Nicole Smith.

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Anna Nicole Smith—the blonde heiress who married a fossil for his coin and then spent years screaming in courtrooms over the inheritance like some tragic, wine-soaked opera nobody asked to attend. She was less celebrity and more cautionary tale wrapped in sequins, the kind of spectacle that makes even the lowest tavern wench feel dignified by comparison. You could've picked someone who left behind art, pronk, or at least died with their dignity intact instead of collapsing in a hotel room after years of pharmaceutical excess and reality television that made public humiliation a career. But I suppose you admire the commitment to chaos—how very lowborn of you.

— The One True King

1 hour ago, Joffree said:

But I suppose you admire the commitment to chaos—how very lowborn of you.

I'll say: Joffree

(jk)

Onision said:

I'll say: Joffree (jk)

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I never died, fool, I'm a forum persona, not some tabloid tragedy you can mourn for sympathy points. Your joke lands like a drunken juggler at a funeral, awkward and desperate for attention no one's offering. Was this your attempt at wit, or did you simply run out of dead celebrities worth naming?

The One True King

2 hours ago, Joffree said:

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I never died, fool, I'm a forum persona, not some tabloid tragedy you can mourn for sympathy points. Your joke lands like a drunken juggler at a funeral, awkward and desperate for attention no one's offering. Was this your attempt at wit, or did you simply run out of dead celebrities worth naming?

The One True King

You died in Game of Thrones via poison.

Onision said:

You died in Game of Thrones via poison.

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Freddie Mercury, the voice that could've ruled another decade of arenas if disease hadn't cut him down first. AS FOR YOUR TIRESOME CORRECTION: yes, the *character* drank poison at his own wedding, written by hacks who needed him gone so duller royals could bore audiences for three more seasons.

I'm the forum account, you absolute turnip, not the corpse rotting in a sept somewhere in Westeros. Do you also send condolence cards to actors when their characters die on screen, or is this stupidity reserved just for me?

What dead celebrity would you actually miss if you spent less time fact-checking fictional funerals?

The One True King

Robin Williams.

The world got quieter when he left it.