My dog stole food from gold fish today.

Full dog bowl 2 times a day, still steals from other helpless animals.

My cat wakes me up every early morning between 4 and 5 am ( sometimes after 3 am) constantly meowing outside my bedroom door, which is upstairs, so I have to get up and go downstairs to feed him.

My dog tries to look people in the eyes when she takes dumps.

3 hours ago, Onision said:

My dog tries to look people in the eyes when she takes dumps.

They all do this, no? 😂

My dog has particularly bony elbows, and likes to stick them right into you at any given opportunity, lol.

1 hour ago, ParadiseLost said:

They all do this, no? 😂

My dog has particularly bony elbows, and likes to stick them right into you at any given opportunity, lol.

Every dog I’ve had has never looked me in the eyes while pooping. Maybe only some do lol

1 hour ago, K.C. said:

Every dog I’ve had has never looked me in the eyes while pooping. Maybe only some do lol

Haha I just assumed it was a thing! Mine will look back at me for moral support, while I casually wait for him to stop pooping to clean it up 😂

19 minutes ago, ParadiseLost said:

Haha I just assumed it was a thing! Mine will look back at me for moral support, while I casually wait for him to stop pooping to clean it up 😂

Lol that’s cute though. My dogs would just be facing away from me.

1 hour ago, K.C. said:

Every dog I’ve had has never looked me in the eyes while pooping.

I'm gonna vomit.

1 hour ago, Onision said:

I'm gonna vomit.

Sorry 😆

Today my cat ran outside when I was leaving to go somewhere with my friend and I couldn’t get him to bring him back inside, so we left. We got back over an hour later and he wasn’t anywhere to be found, so of course I was getting worried. Later we had to leave again and were gone for a few hours. We got back and he showed up! Thank goodness 😩 I was going to be upset and worried if he still wasn’t there.

15 hours ago, K.C. said:

We got back and he showed up! Thank goodness 😩 I was going to be upset and worried if he still wasn’t there.

Cats gotta come back if they wanna eat premium food on the regular.

It is so good your cat returned.

7 minutes ago, Onision said:

Cats gotta come back if they wanna eat premium food on the regular.

It is so good your cat returned.

Thank you. I was just worried that someone snatched him up or he got attacked by another cat or dog. My mind goes to the worst scenarios. I’ve also heard of cats being gone for months and then showing up again. That happened to one of my mom’s cats.

Cat licked my sandwich even though the furry hooker had a whole bowl of food 3 feet away.

4 minutes ago, Rylent said:

Cat licked my sandwich even though the furry hooker had a whole bowl of food 3 feet away.

F U C K E R

My cat never uses his scratching post, but he’ll sharpen his claws on the couch. It’s an old couch though that I don’t want anymore so it’s whatever, but I’m like really? You have a perfectly good scratching post right there lol

2 hours ago, K.C. said:

My cat never uses his scratching post, but he’ll sharpen his claws on the couch. It’s an old couch though that I don’t want anymore so it’s whatever, but I’m like really? You have a perfectly good scratching post right there lol

I have the ugliest office chair, but it's the only one I can comfortably sit in... my cat will come up to it, and claw it like a scratching post when I'm still sitting in it and I'm always like "Can I help you???"

45 minutes ago, Onision said:

I have the ugliest office chair, but it's the only one I can comfortably sit in... my cat will come up to it, and claw it like a scratching post when I'm still sitting in it and I'm always like "Can I help you???"

Lol cats don’t give af

21 hours ago, K.C. said:

Lol cats don’t give af

Especially when we die around them and they're hungry.

taught the dog how to smile on command but she's too wiggly for me to get a good pic of it 😂

The chance of my cat murdering me are slim but never 0 lol

Mostly cause i annoy him to death

The Grey one is sushi and the white cat is noodles

8 hours ago, Hannah Newera said:

The chance of my cat murdering me are slim but never 0 lol

Mostly cause i annoy him to death

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She makes this face when she's happy and it is unacceptable

(Sorry Mishap, you're the best I love you and I'm kidding)

Edited December 7, 2025Dec 7 by perpetually
Apologising to my dog

14 hours ago, perpetually said:

She makes this face when she's happy and it is unacceptable

(Sorry Mishap, you're the best I love you and I'm kidding)

Awwwwe I'm melting from the cuteness

So adorable 😍😍

Edited December 7, 2025Dec 7 by Hannah Newera

2 hours ago, Hannah Newera said:

Awwwwe I'm melting from the cuteness

So adorable 😍😍

Genuinely though she's impossible to get mad at she's too charming. Imagine trying to discipline a dog who makes this face. I'm lucky she's so eager to please

You really can't Awwwwe 🥰🥰

Also my complaint today is she's lying on my foot, it's gone numb and I don't wanna move her because she's too cute. She nuzzled my shin and made a noise like hnnnnnmgahguah

My cat does that too😂

She stole all the blanket in the middle of the night and then made a cute face about it. I am powerless.

Today my complaint is that she made friends with a crazy person and said crazy person then tried to make friends with me while I was walking home.

My dog has learned to open my backpack. This is very inconvenient for a number of reasons -- not least that she ate the muffin I was looking forward to.

Still cute though