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For me? I will always die on the "close your mouth when you chew food" hill - I don't care. I will not be around open mouth eaters.
Pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza.
Shower thoughts are always better than real conversations.
Milk goes in the bowl before the cereal.
Toilet paper should hang under, not over.
Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets and should be banned.
The left Twix tastes better than the right one.
“GIF” is pronounced with a hard G, like gift.
You don’t need to wash your legs in the shower – gravity does the job.
You should only use one space after a period. Two spaces is for boomers.
Pickles ruin everything they touch. One drop of pickle juice ruins the whole sandwich.
Dogs > Cats and it’s not even close.
People who chew with their mouth open deserve jail time.
Crocs are the most comfortable footwear known to humanity.
You should never reply “k” in a text unless you want to start a fight.
“The Office” is overrated and not actually that funny.
Blue cheese tastes like moldy trash and should be illegal.
People who clap when a plane lands are unhinged.
MacBooks are overpriced status symbols, not better computers.
You should never eat Kit-Kats without breaking them apart first.
There is a correct way to load a dishwasher, and you’re doing it wrong.